Sarcastic Blue Mage

insomniac-arrest:

the rest of the country: trying to sell me something while I drive >:(

the midwest: asking me sleepover questions :)

phantomqueen:

me, a goblin whose bedtime gets progressively later and later,

fuckshitavenue:

flannelsandjeans:

flannelsandjeans:

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

odric-master-swagtician:

Hate it when customers call me by my first name, like “oh cool, you can read a name tag”, that doesn’t mean you can get chummy with me

craigsgotspikes:

when the answer is B three times in a row

thecolorofafandom:

hellhoundearring:

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad